Commendation: Me

I am commended for successfully eating over 8,000 calories in a single day, which I spent in Kenosha, WI and Chicago, IL. I ate over 400 grams of fat, 136 grams of saturated fat, and a heroic 1400 mg of cholesterol. This included two full racks of baby back ribs for breakfast, several hot dogs at Trolley Dog in Kenosha, and the Hobo Banquet at Omega's in Chicago. (By way of reference, the recommended daily values for an athlete are 3000 calories, 100 g fat, 30 g saturated fat, and less than 300 mg cholesterol per day.)