Infinite Probation Alert: Dan

Dan is on more probation than man has ever known for divulging a key plot point of the second season of 24 unnecessarily. Even though after hearing it, I remembered someone had already told me that, I had previously forgotten about it. And regardless, it is totally unacceptable. He deserves to be put inside the Chandler Plaza Hotel, have his hand chopped off with an axe, and have a long talk with Darren Richards.