Probation Alert: Noah
Noah is on probation for suggesting that I somehow ruined his viewing of the second season of 24 by revealing a key plot point for a whole fucking litany of reasons:
1) He gave no indication to me that he had not yet seen the second season, and brought up its awesomeness without immediately cautioning me to not reveal plot details, even though he knew I had already seen it.
2) He expected his protective bubble of ignorance of this plot point to extend almost TWO YEARS after my first viewing of the second season (and more than two years after its TV debut), even though he knew I consider it to be the best season and, as a disciple of the One True Bauer, am thus inclined to talk about it.
3) He claimed ignorance of this plot point despite it having been revealed to him on at least one other occasion.
Noah is just lucky Jack Bauer isn't around to discipline his irresponsibility, or he wouldn't have any fingers left with which he could put people on probation.
And yes, three reasons is a litany.
1) He gave no indication to me that he had not yet seen the second season, and brought up its awesomeness without immediately cautioning me to not reveal plot details, even though he knew I had already seen it.
2) He expected his protective bubble of ignorance of this plot point to extend almost TWO YEARS after my first viewing of the second season (and more than two years after its TV debut), even though he knew I consider it to be the best season and, as a disciple of the One True Bauer, am thus inclined to talk about it.
3) He claimed ignorance of this plot point despite it having been revealed to him on at least one other occasion.
Noah is just lucky Jack Bauer isn't around to discipline his irresponsibility, or he wouldn't have any fingers left with which he could put people on probation.
And yes, three reasons is a litany.
posted by Dan at 1:55 AM
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