Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is on probation for suggesting that we all agreed on a "no retroactive probation" compact, which never happened. He is also on probation for trying to pretend that the "cock of the infinite" incident didn't happen and for misspelling the word "happened."

Probation Alert: Dan

In turn, Dan is on probation for trying to put Sam on probation about saying "Lvl. 11", but trying to correct him with "Lvl. 9" instead of "Lvl. 8."

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is on probation for saying "I cast Lvl. 11 Cock of the Infinite" instead of "I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite."

Probation Alert: Tim

Tim is on probation for saying "sexual deviant or African-American haberdasher?" instead of "problem drinker or African-American haberdasher?"

Probation Alert: Noah

Noah said "I see what you're saying" instead of "I see what you're getting at."

Probation Alert: Alice Chow

Alice is on probation for saying "reek" instead of "smell" while quoting Napoleon Dynamite at dinner.