Probation Alert: Liz

Liz is on probation for jinxing something and then, after I told her that something bad was going to happen, agreeing with me and saying that she reverse jinxed it. If you acknowledge the reverse jinx, it gets reversed. Everyone knows that.

Probation Alert: America

America is on probation for not watching Arrested Development, leading to it's untimely cancellation. I miss the Bluths already, and it's not even Monday. This is going to lead me to drinking.