Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for trying to make a joke about the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" and saying it was by The Pretenders, when it was actually by The Proclaimers.

Commendation: Dave

Dave is commended for reminding me of why he is on probation.

Probation Alert: Noah

I'm on probation for forgetting why Dave needed to be put on probation.

Probation Alert: Blatnik

Blatnik is on such fucking probation for getting the Aerobie stuck in a tree. It was the only one we had.

Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for incorrect apostrophe usage in his previous post.

Probation Alert: Kara

Kara is on probation for hijacking my barbeque. That Giants game does sound fun though.

Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for jumping to conclusions. I knew there were cup sizes larger than D, I just thought they continued on the scale of DD, DDD, etc. instead of going to E and F. But I'm still on probation too.

Probation Alert: Noah

Noah is on probation for not knowing there was any bra cup size larger than D.

Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for misspelling Jason Segel's name in his previous post, and then trying to cover up his mistake.

Commendation: Jason Segel

Jason Segel is commended for writing, at least in part, a dramedy musical about Dracula using puppets, and then agreeing to write the next Muppet Movie.

Probation Alert: Dan

Dan is on probation for erroneously correcting my spelling of "CreamSlush," claiming it was spelled "CremeSlush." IT ISN'T.

Probation Alert: Noah

Noah is on probation for thinking that "Gonna Make You Sweat" by C&C Dance Factory was playing in the background at the Bluth Company Christmas party while GOB commands the employees to "everybody dance NOW."

Probation Alert: Noah

Noah is on probation for seeing Drew Barrymore and not doing or saying anything horrible to her.

Probation Alert: You're On Probation Blog

We are all on probation for not posting on this in forever. We need to keep this up.