Probation Alert: 5MALEJAIL and Liz

The aforementioned people are put on probation for never putting me on probation when I misquoted Anchorman saying: "I miss your smell...". The correct line is "I miss your scent...". I am ashamed.

Probation Alert: Me

I am on probation because on October 09, I put Liz on probation for incorrectly responding to the question "When did you meet Will Smith?" event though the actual quote is "When did you run into Will Smith?"

Probation Alert: David Long

David Long is on probation for feigning journalistic neutrality when he was clearly editorializing with his use of the phrase 'cinematic masterpiece.' He is also on probation for misspelling 'probation.'

Probation Alert?/Commendation?: Trace Adkins

Now, I'm breaking heavily institutionalized precedent here, but I couldn't tell which one I should put for it, so I will leave it up to the group and then go back and edit the title.

Trace Adkins is on probation/commended for releasing the country music hit "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk." This is a song that talks about not "hatin her for what mommy gave her" among other things all to an upbeat county music ditty. And wow, go watch the video. There are in fact honky tonk badonkadonks abounding in the cinematic masterpiece. God Bless.

Probation Alert: My mom

My mom is on probation after I asked her for some razors to shave with, she went to my christmas stocking and took our a pack of razors with a ribbon on it. This is a double-edged sword because 1.) She took something out of my stocking pre-emptively and 2.) She used a pack of razors as a stocking stuffer.

Plus, I was watching 24 and she kept mocking Ramon Salazar's voice, saying repeatedly "How does it feel to watch your partner die trying to save you?"

Have a little respect, Mom.

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is on probation for seeing Jeffrey Tambor at Cedars-Sinai Hospital but being unable to say hi to him because he didn't know his name. He should have at least used a line from one of the Arrested Development hospital scenes.

Probation Alert: Tim

Tim is on probation for listening to Sam and not knowing any better. He should have checked the Fox website. Their information is always right.

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is on probation for thinking Arrested Development was on at 9 instead of 8, the time it's been on all season.

Probation Alert: Spencer

Spencer is on probation for not catching the mistake on the Family Guy website. They aren't paying him to not catch mistakes on the website.

Probation Alert: Family Guy Website

The Family Guy site is on probation for claiming that "all-new episodes return tonight" even though they had a rerun. It turns out that "tonight" actually means a week from now.