Probation Alert: Noah

Noah is on double probation for missing Preston's perfect game.

Commendation: Preston

Preston is commended for pitching a perfect game in IM softball.

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is also on probation for going to Borders and missing Arrested Development.

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is on probation for not spelling "humor" as "humour" when Nasha said it. He is also on probation for posting the same thing twice. He is on even further probation for issuing a potentially biased commendation to a girl that is now in a position to unfairly influence him with her vagina. Or penis. Whichever's funnier.

Probation Alert: Nasha

Nasha is on probation for hooking up with a gay guy.

Commendation: Sam

Sam is commended for hooking up with someone who isn't a guy.

Commendation: Tim

Tim is commended for commending Sam for hooking up with Nasha.

Clarification Alert

No, seriously, they really are doing it.

Commendation Alert: Sam

Sam receives a commendation for hooking up with Nasha.

Probation Alert: Tim

Tim is on double probation for saying "And Carol looked at me like, 'You expect me to eat all of this?'" instead of "And Gail looked at me like, 'You expect me to finish all of this?'"

Probation Alert: David Long

David Long is on probation for claiming that the Green Lantern's pants are green when, in fact, they are black.

Probation Alert: Dan

Dan is on probation for saying "that's why I come down here" instead of "that's why I come up here" when referencing the Coconut Bangers Ball: It's A Rap sketch.

Probation Alert: Jen

Jen is on probation for quoting me on her board as saying "There is continuous sense of child-like discovery of women's breasts." What I actually said was "There is a continuing sense of childlike wonderment at the discovery of women's breasts."

Probation Alert: Tim

Tim is on probation for saying "swoop and stop" in reference to the All-State commercial with Dennis Haysbert instead of "swoop and squat."

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is on probation for saying (in reference to Daisy's sister) "she's beautiful and her hair smells like cinnamon" instead of "she has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon."
He is also on probation for not trying to have cybersex with Daisy's sister in the chatroom that Ross invited us all to.

Commendation: Dan

Dan is commended for drawing Tim taking the bull by the horns on his birthday cake.

Probation Alert: Dan

Dan is on probation for not recognizing the source of the theme from the Mortal Kombat movie.

Commendation: Sam

Sam is commended for making an analogy between going back and forth between two impossible tracks in Amplitude and the scene from the "Cape Feare" episode of The Simpsons when one side of the boat has alligators and the other side has electric eels.

Probation Alert: Liz

Liz is on probation for incorrectly spelling it "Mrs. Gillmore" instead of "Mrs. Gilmore" when quoting Happy Gilmore.

Probation Alert: Dan

Dan is on probation because it is totally spelled "Bix."

Probation Alert: Noah

Noah is on probation for saying "I'm the designated driver" instead of "Bicks made me the designated driver."

Probation Alert: Tim

However, Tim is on probation for identifying the source of the Herbie Hancock song as the walkoff scene in Zoolander, when it is in fact from the breakdance-fighting scene.

Commendation: Tim

Tim is commended for recognizing the source of the Amplitude track "Rockit 2-002" by Herbie Hancock as the movie Zoolander.

Probation Alert: Dan

Dan is on probation for suggesting that we use Kraft singles to make quesadillas, which is a ridiculous and heretical idea.

Commendation: Aaron Baca

Aaron Baca is commended because when Tim and I were discussing the fact that he had sexual intercourse with Ashley's cousin, Addie, he said "DVDA?"