Probation Alert: Noah

Noah is on probation for calling Liz "snookums." I'm snookums, Noah. Have been and always will be.

Probation Alert: Mindy

Mindy is on probation for agreeing with her sister's moronic belief that the beer from Family Guy was "Pawtucket Pete" instead of "Pawtucket Pat."

Probation Alert: Kara

Kara is on probation for trying to reference Family Guy by saying we should drink "Pawtucket Pete" beer while we were in Pawtucket, when the beer's name is actually "Pawtucket Pat." She is also on probation for trying to use Mindy's incorrect opinion to buttress her case.

Probation Alert: Liz

Liz is on probation for responding to the question "When did you meet Will Smith?" with "I just told you" instead of "Over the weekend, you stupid bitch!"

Probation Alert: Ross

Ross is on probation for coming into my room and quoting a movie and subsequently asking me to identify the movie. He claimed that it was "obscure" and that he would be impressed if I got it. However, upon thinking, Ross doesn't remember what movie it's from. He can't even come up with it after Googling it. You just can't do these kinds of things.