Commendation: Geoff Knight

Geoff Knight is commended for writing "Robin Hood and his merry men are up to it again!" on the wall of my Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey '98 facebook profile.

Probation Alert: Kara

Kara is on probation for confusing a MacGuffin (a plot device used to motivate characters, like the metal case in the movie Ronin) with McGruff (a crime dog who keeps kids from doing drugs with a system of coloring books, games and puzzles).

Probation Alert: Spenser Wolff

Spenser Wolff is on probation because, according to Entertainment Weekly, he has an office romance with Chloe in season 5.

Commendation: Entertainment Weekly

Entertainment Weekly is commended for putting Jack Bauer on the cover of this week's issue.

Probation Alert: Jen

Jen is on probation for referring to Falkor as "that flying thing" instead of "that luck dragon" or "Falkor" or some combination therein.

Probation Alert: David Long

David Long is on probation for missing Arrested Development as well. He claims that "watching college football" is a good excuse, when in fact it is not. It's a little better than Sam's excuse, which is that he was "playing Hide the Salami", but the probation blog does not support double standards.

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is on probation for missing Arrested Development last night.

Commendation: Nasha's Grandfather

Nasha's grandfather is commended for having a girlfriend who is 27 years old.

Commendation: Nasha's Grandmother

Nasha's grandmother is commended because, when a priest was conducting mass at her bedside and started to sing a song, she said "I am going to shoot you right now." Then, she interrupted mass to make Nasha's brother fetch her santa hat with blinking lights.