Probation Alert: Dave

I am on probation for calling the Always Sunny Gang's musical "Dayman: The Musical" instead of its proper name "The Nightman Cometh."

Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for accidentally revealing the Probation Blog to an outsider. A WOMAN.

Probation Alert: NPR's "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me"

"Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me" is on probation for asking a question about Super Mario Bros. regarding the enemy "Boo" and stating that Boo first appeared in Super Mario 64 when Boo definitely first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3. I am now open to any further probations this probation causes me.

Commendation: New Orleans Saints

The New Orleans Saints are commended for winning the Super Bowl and making me forget that Aaron Brooks was my starting QB for 5 seasons.

Probation Alert: Preston

Via Liz: Preston is on probation for having a Facebook status update that says "Total plutonic reversal." apparently in faulty reference to Ghostbusters.

Probation Alert: Peyton Houchins

Peyton Houchins is on probation for being the first person I know here at Ole Miss to make a shirt on zazzle. It sucks. http://www.zazzle.com/one_nutt_regular_t_shirt-235818108196782925

Probation Alert: Noah

Noah is on probation for traveling to Australia instead of watching the season premier of 24.

Probation Alert: Everyone

In reference to the previous post, we are all on probation for letting that slide for like three weeks.

Probation Alert: Liz

Liz is on such probation for having the Gchat status "9 year olds, dude." when in fact they were 8 year olds, dude.

Probation Alert: Blatnik

Blatnik is on such fucking probation for getting married.

Commendation: Jess

Jess is commended for getting married.

Probation Alert: Sam

Sam is also on such fucking probation for not even playing hockey.

Probation Alert: Blatnik

Blatnik is on such fucking probation for being 39 minutes late to play hockey.

Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for trying to make a joke about the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" and saying it was by The Pretenders, when it was actually by The Proclaimers.

Commendation: Dave

Dave is commended for reminding me of why he is on probation.

Probation Alert: Noah

I'm on probation for forgetting why Dave needed to be put on probation.

Probation Alert: Blatnik

Blatnik is on such fucking probation for getting the Aerobie stuck in a tree. It was the only one we had.

Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for incorrect apostrophe usage in his previous post.

Probation Alert: Kara

Kara is on probation for hijacking my barbeque. That Giants game does sound fun though.

Probation Alert: Dave

Dave is on probation for jumping to conclusions. I knew there were cup sizes larger than D, I just thought they continued on the scale of DD, DDD, etc. instead of going to E and F. But I'm still on probation too.